So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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