Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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