i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
When are your genitals available?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I think people are normalizing furries
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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