only you would photoshop your dick
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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