maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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