i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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