Do you still have your period?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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