And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Randomize
