There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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