My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Randomize
