i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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