Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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You can't just leave with hair like that
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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