Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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