He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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