So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
So many bounce houses so little time
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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