stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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