Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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