no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
