My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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