I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
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i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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