don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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