i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
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