I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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