Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
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Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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