Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
We left the knife in your bed.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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