so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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