problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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