Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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