U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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