So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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