even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
cat food counts as protein by the way
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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