We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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