Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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