If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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