ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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