Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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