Christians are straight up FREAKS
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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