If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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