Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Rumble strips road head = magical
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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