That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I think i got beer on your cat.
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