Where did you get a picture of my penis
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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