Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
On a scale of 1 to hungover Iām definitely throwing up at the office today.
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