erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
