the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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