i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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