I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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