normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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