try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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