Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
this hospital has no fireball
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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