Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
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Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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