is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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