Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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