it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
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I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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