I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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