and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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